May 2013
“Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15...”
– (via queerofthehill)
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
my mind is telling me no
but my budget
my budget is also telling me no
What if...
elpalucha:
Mad Men just had a normal episode, and everyone on Tumblr is on drugs?
yesimbeyonce:
youplayedittothebeat:
yesimbeyonce:
“FUCK KANYE WEST” the white girl says as she blasts her iPod full of Taylor Swift songs, still engulfed with rage 3 years later
“FUCK KANYE WEST” says the rational person who can recognize an egomaniac with no talent when they see one.
what was that?
formuioli:
we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out
believeinbuffalo:
what if helen keller actually talked with her hips would she just hit the dutty wine if she got angry?????
poopflow:
a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
bubonickitten:
0ptimuspenguin:
ambieheartsturtlep0rn:
capitolresident:
Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’
‘on a school night’ edition
with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’
expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
“There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true,...”
– Lance Crouther
