Addiction is tricky. For example: a man who quit smoking for 11 years spent 15...– (via queerofthehill)
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
my mind is telling me no but my budget my budget is also telling me no
elpalucha: Mad Men just had a normal episode, and everyone on Tumblr is on drugs?
yesimbeyonce: youplayedittothebeat: yesimbeyonce: “FUCK KANYE WEST” the white girl says as she blasts her iPod full of Taylor Swift songs, still engulfed with rage 3 years later “FUCK KANYE WEST” says the rational person who can recognize an egomaniac with no talent when they see one. what was that?
formuioli: we were on the verge of nuclear war and we didnt give a shit but when yahoo makes an offering to buy tumblr we all start freakin out
believeinbuffalo: what if helen keller actually talked with her hips would she just hit the dutty wine if she got angry?????
poopflow: a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
bubonickitten: 0ptimuspenguin: ambieheartsturtlep0rn: capitolresident: Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’ ‘on a school night’ edition with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’ expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
There’s a stereotype that black people are lazy. I don’t know if that’s true,...– Lance Crouther